cleavland bobsleigh

The cleavland bobsleigh is the art of using human defication as a natural lubericant on a slip and slide...

"Man I just totaly did a cleavland bobsleigh and now I am as brown as tyrone down the street!"

by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015

Cleavland Car Wash

The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.

"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.

by Philipdatank July 11, 2011

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

cleavland steamer

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

clevland steamroller

The act of using one's feces for use during sexual intercourse. More specifically, feces are spread on the female's chest, while the male spreads and pushes the feces up and down her chest and between her breasts with his penis

Hey check it out! Gary nailed the Clevland Steamroller on that chick!

by Stevie T July 15, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

clevland steamer

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

by C Murdah May 19, 2005