Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 6, 2021

Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.

Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.

by Lueggy April 17, 2020

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009