Canadian Maplemoose

When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.

Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose

by jjjjjjy February 9, 2022

Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.

"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"

by Mapik December 13, 2019

canadian truce

A truce between a sorry Canadian and a gracious and forgiving American.

Paul agreed to a Canadian truce with his bff Nicole.

by Coleslawq February 8, 2018

canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.

Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.

Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade

by R_texas July 20, 2015