being very careful

The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.

"You're going where??"

"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."

"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"

"Oh, I'm being very careful."

by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020

Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."

Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...

by The Yar February 13, 2018

Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.

by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

I care charity group

Someone who really gives a fuck about other people doesn't feel a need to get on the news and promote or advertise their group or themselves, just like someone who's really on your side doesn't need to tell you they're on your side all the time.

I care charity group isn't on your side and doesn't give a fuck about you. Should you ever trust someone who pretends to give a fuck about you but really doesn't? You're never the only one getting played, even if you think you are.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021

care-ified

A person in a state of caring, as in being careful or caring for or about something or someone. Implies that they care a lot.

Could be a compliment or criticism.

"Susie taking care of Jack while he's sick makes her just about the most care-ified person I know!"

-or-

"Mark is way too obsessed with his Mustang. It's kind of sick how over care-ified he is."

-or-

"John is being way too care-ified about Jillian. He's in way over his head."

by Jae B. January 17, 2009

take care

(verb phrase)
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”

A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.

“She gave me take care after three dates and a playlist.”

“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”

by mhra05 July 20, 2025

Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020