a gay boy who sucks dicks under the bridge; also known to lick hairy butts; castrated in the early 1970s; bald everywhere but the pubes; albino; no eyeballs
by sleinabranielsaniels June 5, 2017

by Brian McEntee January 24, 2021

by EricCartmansFatAss September 29, 2021

A real nice guy who is always goofing around. He is very passionate about his beliefs and will never back down from an argument. He is protective of friends and family and isn't real interested in thots.
Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!
by lil pump suks May 20, 2018

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.
by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020
