boat mormons

the opposite of cannoe jews

I'm not a boat mormons

by cracked7toilet January 20, 2018

Nice boat.

Now it has transformed itself into a generic term meaning anything gory or violent, or just any kind of calamity.

(While watching a horror movie) Ouch, that chick got chain-sawed in half. Nice boat.

by mucho February 18, 2008

bottomless boat

The act of putting plastic wrap on one's partner's face, and then defecating on it.

Dude, I talked your girlfriend into a bottomless boat last night. Boy, was she surprised when she found out what it was.

by Fresh fruit April 17, 2008

Sail Boating

When a girl gets on her knees and blows on your balls so hard they swing like a mast of a sail boat.

Last night my girlfriend got on her knees to suck my cock and instead she blew on my nuts..sail boating.

by titsmcgee555 November 15, 2010

rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.

She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.

by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005

Fresh of the boat

A phrase that native americans use to reffer to the settlers that came off of the Mayflower.

strong heart: Hey black bear, these white people are stealing our corn. WTF!!, we worked all season.

Black bear: Yes, they are!. they must be fresh of the boat. We'll scalp them next season.

by Bo dictionary January 24, 2009

Yucky Boat

Substitute for all sexually transmitted diseases

God damn bitch gave me a yucky boat

by Josh December 7, 2004