On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.
by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020
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Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
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"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
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"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
by New Cancer July 13, 2012
Get the blowjob red mug.On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
by ycycycycgc i i i g r. ezra April 28, 2021
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by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022
Get the reiki blowjob mug.Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
Get the Blowjob Derby mug.The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".
Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
by LickableNutz October 12, 2014
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"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007
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