what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.

Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.

by LeX October 6, 2004

beef shank dangler

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007

Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.

"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

Beefalo soldier

A guy who genuinely enjoys fucking fat broads!

Wow! Thats the 4th fat chick this week that timmy is taking home! He really is a beefalo soldier!

by fromtheworkingman.com September 6, 2010

beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.

"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"

by Aulderath April 19, 2014

beef gaurds

Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.

It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!

by tuna man April 29, 2014

beef grease

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.

After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.

by The meat keeper July 22, 2015