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blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...
Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!
by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010
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ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.
"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."
by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018
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choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.
by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014
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blast sac

When you shoot, like, a extra fat nut.
Yo, this girl and I were getting freaky on the bus but she wouldn't let me blast sac at her!
by sacblaster August 6, 2020
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fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.
how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.
by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017
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Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
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vampire blast

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them
by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022
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