oaty biscuit

An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.

Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?

by Cerveza April 17, 2014

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020