oaty biscuit

An Oaty Biscuit, is the act of wearing a condom during sexy time with your partner and crumbling a biscuit over the condom. You then proceed to go down on said partner and make "Sweet Love" or "Fucking" in your preferred position.

Did you hear about David Rich giving Alexus Flip an oaty biscuit last Thursday!?

by Cerveza April 17, 2014

Biscuit Face

Somebody with a chunky yet fluffy face that doesn't give you your way.

I want to go out to eat so you can take it or leave it biscuit face.

Shut up biscuit face.

by Silversesu March 21, 2012

Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009

Spirit Biscuit

an exceedingly good biscuit, which feeds the soul.

Jay: Nice biscuits lad.
Pez: Spirit Biscuit!
Jay: Kushdy biccy larrr!

by Cake Bøi January 9, 2011

V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 22, 2011

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008