Liechtenstein-Man

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!
by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023
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Man-pass

1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.
I totally got the Man-pass from the wife to go play poker tonight!
by ODeuce May 07, 2009
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Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.
"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"
by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020
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c00chie man

when the doctor cant save the kid c00chie man is here to save the day.
by smackdabobby September 21, 2020
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diaper man

It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.
Person 1: Your stinky

Person 2: Well your a diaper man

Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away
by PP_puncherman March 02, 2020
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Poultry Man

Aww man, the Poultry man has raided my inbox.
by Evanzap May 31, 2019
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Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.
Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers
by stiwimpski June 17, 2017
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