Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
by Co0ody January 14, 2008
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"I was in Dayday's cell last night, n i ripped dat niggas ass wide open, he was cryin..i said nigga im da booty bandit n ima get yo ass again."
2. Synonyms: Man-Whore, Playa, Pimp
Antonyms: Square, Monogomist
"Man, dis broad Naenae had a fat ass, I was hittin it like daaaaaaaamn just watchin it jiggle....then I went to Kiki's n got some head."
"I was in Dayday's cell last night, n i ripped dat niggas ass wide open, he was cryin..i said nigga im da booty bandit n ima get yo ass again."
2. Synonyms: Man-Whore, Playa, Pimp
Antonyms: Square, Monogomist
"Man, dis broad Naenae had a fat ass, I was hittin it like daaaaaaaamn just watchin it jiggle....then I went to Kiki's n got some head."
by Sticky (AIM)---> stickiinwet December 23, 2008
Get the Booty Bandit mug.A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.
by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021
Get the bum-bandit mug.when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
by underdogg1 August 16, 2006
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"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"
by El Toronja May 15, 2006
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