hide the banana

when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina

Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night

by missmurder1982 May 24, 2007

Banana Delight

when you put a soggy banana in somone elses ass and they fart it back into your mouth. Note that this action can be reversed.

After Leon finished probing my ass with a banana i sat on his head and gave him the Banana Delight

by BossPimp March 28, 2007

bananas and fudge

1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.

1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?

1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.

by alex r July 10, 2005

melt banana

a fuckin amazing band from japan. they rock your ass hard.

the melt banana show was fun as hell, now suck my cock

by scissorquiz July 17, 2003

banana wank

when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne

people found out i had a banana wank..

fyfes 4 life

by mark dunne February 13, 2009

sex with a banana

When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.

Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband

"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"

by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006

Banana Whip

A healthy, amazingly delicious frozen treat made by whipping frozen bananas in your food processor.

How on earth can frozen bananas taste just like soft ice cream?

I have no idea. Stop asking questions and pass me more of that Banana Whip.

by Mama's Weeds August 6, 2011