sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018

strip-of-bacon

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!

ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps

by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003

Canadian Bacon

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.

Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.

by justin May 13, 2005

Bacon Late

To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.

We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.

The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.

by RayBanRay June 28, 2010

bacon and eggs

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004