Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 3, 2016

Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018

Brian Mcgill

Brain Mcgill also known as B is a man of all trades... he can eat 200 subways a day, lazy as fuck and has both of the diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Brian Mcgill have all different types of names such as...pig, cow, slave, meat stick, and many names you can think of...the Mcgill household is dusty and musty and very very gay.

Brian Mcgill is a faggot

by NotAFaggot298 February 15, 2019

Brian Mitchell

A real nice guy who is always goofing around. He is very passionate about his beliefs and will never back down from an argument. He is protective of friends and family and isn't real interested in thots.

Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!

by lil pump suks May 20, 2018

Brian Nathanael

underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men

Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.

by Little kitty straight cat December 1, 2019

Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020