boyfriend senses

When your boyfriend senses if someone if hitting on you, if you're sad etc.

"How did he know he was hitting on me?"
"Boyfriend Senses."

by S.Salvatore August 24, 2017

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

concept boyfriend

A guy who is everything a girl wants but is never enough much like a concept design in that it is a general design but not quite the finished product there is always something missing but was a good try

Jonathan is a good concept boyfriend but hes not quite what i want he doesnt have a car

by reapert5 November 13, 2013

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.

I got an army Boyfriend

by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020