Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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Sounding Board

Milk boarding but instead with a sounding rod
Man, I really hope this girl doesn’t hit me with the sounding board
by Jfcjfjcfh February 28, 2022
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Board members

Board members don't run a city any more than anyone else originally from that city, neither does a city council, a mayor, or anyone else. They have no authority anyone else originally from the city doesn't have concerning anything.
Board members and council don't run a city without the rest of the population originally from the city, hopefully they know that.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs
The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games
by Pat1225 August 23, 2018
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2014
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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