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joey bender

a really hott and drop dead gorgeous scene boy on myspace
alot of women flock all over him, and want his penis
turns normal women into complete sluts
A: im saving myself for marriage..
B: hey look its joey bender
A: OMG ID FUCK HIM!!!
by lalagirls November 8, 2009
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bender

a bender is a really bad hockey player. their skates bend in at the ankles, their knees bend in, and their back is bent over and they are leaning on their stick because they have no control over what they are doing and they can't skate.
-in a men's league where nobody can skate and they are all bad
-look at all of those benders, they are so bad.
-you can also have benderitis, very hard to get rid of.
by Alex Digirolamo December 15, 2008
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bender

A homosexual male. Literally someone who bends over and takes it in the ass.
If you put a rainbow sticker on your car, people might think you are a bender.
by Osro August 25, 2005
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Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.
Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.
by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004
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bendodicking

When a man can suck his own penis without the removal of ribs. This task,if completed, is most embarrasing in a public area such as the school library.
We couldnt hold in the laughter, Ryan was Bendodicking right in front of us.
by bv dell June 12, 2005
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Bendigo

Bendigo is a city in Victoria, who’s name derives from Irish imigrants who would head up the road to Bendigo, which at the time was known Jackstown, after the man who first settled there, and as they approach a bend leading into Jackstown would say ‘Round the bend I go’ which was then shortened to Bendigo, which became the official name after Jack, the initial settler had died childless.
Irish man- ‘I’m off to Jackstown *Approaches the town* Round the Bendigo.’
by Stalkey man July 13, 2018
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dick benders

16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.
I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.
by saw-zaw January 10, 2008
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