Let’s Go Brandon

A secret phrase homosexuals use to let others no they are ready to perform sexual acts

Let’s go Brandon in the bathroom.

by LGBlol November 27, 2021

Brandon

A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK

Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!

by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 4, 2018

Pulling a Brandon

When a certain individual (usually male) gets hyped about something, makes false promises, and says he'll go through with it, but in the end does nothing at all.

Brandon wanted to make a youtube channel and said he had all of the ideas. He never told his friends any and claimed the channel was going nowhere. He was Pulling a Brandon while being Brandon.

by Lasagna743 February 13, 2017

brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"

Brandon Patterson

by BigP6969 February 4, 2010

Brandon

A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon

Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here

by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015

Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

Let's go Brandon, I agree

Either somebody agreeing with the statement 'let's go Brandon' which means fuck Joe Biden, or, as it's preferred option, Joe Biden agreeing that he is a fucking moron and needs to go.

1.
John: Let's go Brandon
Bill: Let's go Brandon, I agree

2.
Phone caller (jokingly): have a merry Christmas, and um, let's go Brandon! * laughs
Slow Joe Biden (not realizing what just happened): Let's go Brandon, I agree

3.
Smart person: Joe, you suck!
Joe Biden: I suck, I agree

4.
Republican: Fuck Joe Biden
Barely there Biden: Fuck Joe Biden, I agree! Now where the hell am I again?

5. the fact that Sleepy Joe Biden said 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' is fucking hilarious and truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022