Aaron

Someone you can crack a cold one with

You crack a cold one with Aaron anytime.

by Tacobelle22 May 22, 2017

Aaron

that one guy that still likes to play my singing monsters and loves Pokemon don't forget you dated him out of pity because he looks like a nerdy lil bitch and acts like hes 5 years old when in reality hes about to enter high school. He has a lot of acne and is a fucking pussy, all his friends are kids that have straight A's, he cries over c's and still says mommy :)

you: is that aaron?

friend; HA! hes a hoe

by your mums nightmares September 19, 2017

Aaron

Aaron-A guy who everyone spells his name wrong.

"Okay how do you spell your name, E-R-I-N, that's how I did it."
"What that's not how you spell it, that's aweird name"
Interesting
Aaron-Weirdest name

by Rgrgrfffgthrfferrhthrgrgrf December 13, 2017

Aaron

He is a guy who says that they love you but they don't. They also break up with you on Valentines Day. He cheats on you and doesn't care for you.

You: Its Valentines day!
Aaron: We should break up!

by xX_PhoenixFlames_Xx June 6, 2018

Aaron

The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.

guy 1: "Is that Aaron?"
girl 1: " damn hook me up!"
guy 1: "I'll introduce you"

by hands off July 5, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is an alcoholic cheeky bastard who loves to get into fights which he never blames himself for. Aaron is a hard working guy who loves money and prefers money and alcohol over romantic connections. You don't see an Aaron holp up a relationship for long and is usually the type of guy for one night stands, some people actually think he's gay because you never see him with a girl. He loves eating meat and likes to go to music festivals. He is cocky and charming and is only nice to you when he is drunk.

Oh there goes Aaron again, fighting over nothing!

by Jammyonacid July 22, 2018

Aaron

A type of guy who is an amazing friend, very loyal and very loving. They only come in brown haired form and ginger form. Otherwise they are fake. These guys can get all the girls but although they have an amazing personality and good looks, they are shit at fortnite and very homophobic

Yo I played fortnite with Aaron and clapped him
Bro Aaron is such a G

by Irish wristwatch November 11, 2018