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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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who asked

The joke that nobody laughs at but seems funny to the person saying
It. it is most common in kids and teenagers in schools.
it is a overated joke that nobody really cares about because it is old and it is not popular anymore.
Jake says his dad died-

david says who asked or who cares-
by TWIZZY RICH October 28, 2022
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Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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didn't ask

a shit and overused comeback that some people think is actually a good roast.
Didn't ask kid.
"I won", didn't ask.
by imactually12 June 8, 2022
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Asking tanner out

someone asking tanner out -hey tanner wanna go out
Tanner - totally
by Convo December 4, 2019
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national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12
girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)
by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021
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National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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