Arse Frank

When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.
Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..
by Ru H. May 20, 2008
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Faggot arse

Faggot arse is a term to describe someone who is completely and utterly gay in all aspects of life and is openly cocky about it they will wear different coloured chinos , tank tops , flip flops. And weird hats and call themselves "swag" etc.
"Look at my new purple chinos and swag tank top" shouted the faggot arse
by kingcolm May 25, 2014
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bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
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lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man
by jamestplz March 21, 2003
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arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.
after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.
by Joe September 21, 2003
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Wank Arse

My girlfriend dannii is a wank arse
by Ozzy Forever August 06, 2008
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arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!
'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'
by Greeny and Lisa October 08, 2006
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