been around the block

A person who has learned from relevant experiences in the world
- Street smarts
- wisdom
- real-world experience
- seen a thing or two

"If your not sure how to run this business, ask Old Man Dave. He's been around the block a few times"
"Could tell Mayor Hudson to fix the schools?" "No. Ask Shelly she's been around the block with her before"

by mazeradaville October 24, 2017

Turn-around dumper

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.

I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.

by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Monkey reach around

To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.

by baileybiitch January 6, 2015

fluffy around the button

the state of having excess blubber in the stomach region.

She lives a sedentary lifestyle and is thus a little fluffy around the button.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

sicilian reach around

When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis

I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless

by denab818 September 12, 2014

baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

by RichChigga July 19, 2016

Ring Around The Rosy

The red rind around your penis when you remove a tight condom.

The condom was so small it gave me a Ring Around The Rosy .

by GTG Crew March 10, 2008