Alexander Bekkers

An absolute nonce / The CEO of eedi

Man: Whos that guy over there?
Girl: Oh Thats Alexander Bekkers
Man: Isnt that the CEO of eedi?
Girl: Yes

by Bader skrrrrrrrrt September 18, 2019

Alexander Charret

A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.

Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.

“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”

“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”

by Clegolas June 25, 2025

alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.

do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-

by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022

Jason Alexander

talentfull

wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

Luke Alexander Taylor

A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.

All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.

by Matthew Leonard May 29, 2019

Alexander P. Jeffries

Lukas' love interest, one sided as alexander is not a pedophile.

Alexander P. Jeffries: Hi lukas
Lukas: bread winner world is so good and I love basket balls
Alexander: that's nice you are special.

by gog111 November 24, 2025