african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.

Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.

by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023

African-Ameri-Karen

Middle/Upper class or higher female human African-American woman complaining of services offered or rendered. Often driving a generic 5-10 year old Lexus; Kia and Cadillac can also be a preferred automobile, but any manufacturer can fall victim.

That woman waiting in front didn't like the quote I gave her to repair her car, even though I offered to comp her oil change this visit. Now, she's out front whispering to our other customers that we're responsible for her lack of vehicle maintenance.

-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."

by Earl Chainge October 10, 2022

african boom batta

African marijuana

Let’s smoke some African boom batta

by 420 cron April 10, 2021

Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑

A handsome, loyal, African Muslim man is simply someone’s who’s extremely and naturally beautiful and charming who also happens to be very faithful while practicing Islam being from African decent. You don’t have to be African or Muslim for me to make you part of GANG or to be apart of the association, but you MUST be loyal and handsome.

Seydou Jolie is the CEO and founder of the Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim Man 👑 movement.

by seyjolie July 12, 2023

African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.

I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.

by Laventer August 30, 2025

African Snowball

The African Snowball is the of putting your sweaty black nutsack in a bag of cocaine and the woman/man suck each individual nut until clean

Yea... She was sucking me dry and she asked if I wanted to do a African Snowball and I said sure why not...

by MOARSWAWS August 14, 2022

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018