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Sneaky Asian

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1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.
(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??
by Hammerwang June 3, 2008
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Boba Asian

self-loathing Asian diaspora that thinks Asian won't break the bamboo ceiling.
by grazmcd June 9, 2019
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asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes
Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.
by ddm March 11, 2013
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D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.
Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."
by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007
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Asian Death Mask

When somebody is sleeping, squat accross his/her face with your asshole covering their mouth, and balls on each eye.
I caught her sleeping with my best friend, so I gave her an asian death mask in her slumber.
by Rennick January 1, 2008
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Stop Asian Hate

A social justice movement against racism and hate crime against Asian-Americans that gained traction in 2021, especially in response to the Atlanta spa shootings. The subject of multiple rallies and protests.
We must work together to Stop Asian Hate; hate crimes directed towards Asian Americans have gone up 150% from 2019 to 2020.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 13, 2021
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Asian Morning

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.
Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!
by DeoKots April 5, 2008
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