Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

twatty-arse

1. noun: Idiot
2. adjective: Imbecilic

Note: the word is not a reference to being sodomized!

What are we listening to these twatty-arse wankers waste our time?!

by sufrance August 8, 2009

Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020

lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man

fuk u

by jamestplz March 21, 2003

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

Wank Arse

Dannii

My girlfriend dannii is a wank arse

by Ozzy Forever October 20, 2008

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006