Rod God

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.

Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.

by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

art rod

A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.

Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn

by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021

Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.

Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... January 10, 2012

Rod

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.

"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"

by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 28, 2021