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Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .
"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024
mugGet the Rod Haulmug.

rod

Dude last night rod got 5 kills at the party
by rod “dy” rich June 3, 2020
mugGet the rodmug.

D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex
Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight
by Bend0ver. June 24, 2021
mugGet the D-rodmug.

Rod

Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
by @joshuarodsbestie March 23, 2022
mugGet the Rodmug.

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
mugGet the north american lightning rodmug.

Wad-rod

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
by Wowko November 19, 2019
mugGet the Wad-rodmug.

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood
If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.
by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020
mugGet the barbie rodmug.

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