Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.

Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?

by Rixon DelBucco August 2, 2009

what the ho

Expression used to express surprise or wonder. It can be used generally or specifically with regards to some hoes.

What the ho were you thinking when you told your customer to go f--- himself?!!

or

What the ho is she wearing?!! She looks like a slut!

by jeremy415 November 7, 2007

What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k

"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"

by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020

What the frunk????

When something happens like???? What the frunk????

What the frunk???? why are you doing that????

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

What the figo?

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

by emkay27 February 13, 2010

What the ielq

An expression of surprise or shock, commonly in response to information or a situation which elicits said emotions.

"ielq" is pronounced as "jelq" /dʒelk/

The phrase if often accommodated by a gif depicting Carl “CJ” Johnson, from the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas”, being flung into the sky by a “Doom-Shroom”, from the game “Plants vs. Zombies”, exploding in a thermonuclear explosion.

"Your copy of GTA:SA has exploded"

"What the ielq????"

by catt0215 April 27, 2023