Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

ram rodded

To get pounded in the ass, usually by another man.

He loves gettin ram rodded while he's smokin foils.

by K-Diddy 2 February 8, 2024

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)

I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.

by MrOverboost August 12, 2016

Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.

While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.

by Slyyydog June 1, 2018

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!

by anonymouschickk April 18, 2011

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 18, 2017

rod

A long human being. Tall and has no curves and is just straight.

you rod

by The typing man May 5, 2018