luke mathews

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends

luke mathews is awesome

by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

Luke Hill

Straight white male with the patronus of an eagle.

Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!

by Hellohello0601 June 2, 2018

luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Luke B.

Some kid I love so much. I hope he reads this. Sometimes takes lots of Ls. Normally tall, or in the middle. Really likes Laneys. I fucking love you.
-Gbear

Random Bitch: That guy is so hot
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot

Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man

by bonqueifa June 14, 2018

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Luke Wheelahan

Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.

Hey gerald do you realise that Cam Tucker of modern family looks like Luke Wheelahan

by Frxnch June 5, 2019

Luke Epperson

A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias

Luke Epperson is crazy

by Pug Bias November 3, 2019