Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

Dirty rob

The most awesomest shitposter alive. Meme master extraordinaire

Rob Mann is a dirty rob

by Memelord111163 July 3, 2023

The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

rob west

Cock head boss,

Pretty boy loves himself,
Cheats on his wife with co worker,
Gets blown in carpark at Galleria

Oh my god, He's a total Rob West.

Gets cock sucked in Galleria car park by co worker so she can keep her job, Such a Rob West.
Cheats on his wife, getting blown in a carpark like a Rob West.

by SadMac February 8, 2015

Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

by Aew-some June 24, 2018

Robbed

Big Gibber Vs Taylor Holder ending in a draw

mate what the fuck is that, Gib got ROBBED.

by Mehru1214 June 12, 2021

rob you

To give away free shoes. Usually after you took their shoes in the first place. Ya dig

I like you so much that I'm gonna rob you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021