Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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cooper

coopers don’t have the best taste in food and don’t really go for any good sporting teams. coopers have no ass at all.
oh do you know that cooper dude?
yeah he has a tiny ass nowhere near as big as olivia’s
by absolute goat August 31, 2021
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Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream
Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!
by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 23, 2021
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cooper rankine

A certain person that lies about things that he has. when he says that he has a canyon sender or 5 TV's in his bedroom or even a $1,000 dollar gaming mouse - all this is false info. instead of a canyon sender he has a Polygon Siskiu n7.

all in all, cooper is actually a really good friend. but if your conversation ever veers towards biking with someone, beware of cooper Rankine!!
(person 1) Cooper Rankine says that he has a Canyon sender!!!
(person 2) that's bull!!!!
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cooper

a female that likes other guys and will NOT date a girl but has a dick that is not even an inch and that is sad😭😭
coopers dick is smaller than a inch that is sad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
by abby joe November 29, 2019
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Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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