therealcoon 69 fail

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey

Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable

by vogla January 14, 2013

square root of 69

is 8-something.

proved by Drake & Google Calculator.

well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.

by hashtag hashbrowns 360 June 13, 2013

Pussy slayer 69

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.

Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!

by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020

One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

by Nate_G October 13, 2020

I-69

extremely dangerous rapper/hussler of the Goodells area. well known in the area for several smash underground hits. thought to have killed at least 13, 3 of which were state police.

I-69 rules the streets of Goodells.

by Wayne D. Williams September 25, 2006

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 24, 2010

National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

by Allevi April 16, 2018