october 17

national slap your crush day

guys its october 17 lets go slap out crushes

by samirisgayyyy October 17, 2019

may 17

may 17: national ask out ur bsf dayyy

go on do it

❤️❤️❤️

aye it’s may 17 you better ask out ur crush
noooo
you have to it’s may 17
ok fineeee

by single.pringle.aka.hottie May 16, 2021

December 17

National throw bananas at your sibling day

brother: “why are you throwing bananas at me?”
me: “because its December 17, national throw bananas at your sibling day”

by theydinosaur December 17, 2020

iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025

April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

october 17

fuck bitches get money

its october 17 lets go fuck bitches and get money

by october 17 October 16, 2019

October 17

october 17 ist the national make a Girl a compliment day.
It doesnt matter if its your/a Girl... yust do it.

Hey, its october 17 lets go a do a compliment

by Big williehaver October 16, 2019