Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something

you are pokeative

by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Poke

To touch someone for a long a period of time

I poked him in the stomach

by Pokem November 6, 2019

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021

poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...

Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway

by deliah May 2, 2008