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Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
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poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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TV set

Any device that is used to watch YouTube, as YouTube can turn any compatible device into a "TV set." This includes smartphones, tablets, laptops, and smart TVs, making it easy to stream content anywhere.
I don't even need a traditional TV; my tablet is my TV set for watching YouTube videos all day!
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!!

IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!!
by Joao3 August 22, 2025
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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TV Patrol

A long-running Phillipines television news show that began in 1987 and still runs to this day. Somehow, many logo effects kids edit the opening intro title sequence to since around 2021. It features Noli De Castro, a former PH Vice President from 2004 to 2009, as a news reporter on this show.

Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.
Did you see that awful edit to the TV Patrol intro?
by jadenthemoose2 March 22, 2025
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