Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020

patrol the hole

When a designated wing man will scout a trout

'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'

'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'

by EWatson4eva September 25, 2017

ping hole

The vagina.

I hit that bitch in the ping hole.

by Muzic79 January 18, 2015

Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.

“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”

by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018

Prune Hole

n: The little opening betwixt the ass cheeks wherewith poop comes out. (I.E.- anus, butthole, poop chute.)

Dude, my prune hole did not appreciate the exit of the spicy enchiladas I ate last night.

by Senor Chefy October 30, 2008

shuck hole

An orifice that is used for shitting and fucking.

Betty was on the rag. So John smashed her shuck hole.

by Jackreacharounder March 16, 2021

I-Hole

n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.

Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."

by kym f February 15, 2010