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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.
He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.
by supersantos July 17, 2015
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Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass
The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.
by Mycatlego September 9, 2019
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anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.
by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014
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Anal Poxon

The act of 6 or more different people each taking a shit in the same toilet, thus creating a revolting cocktail of excrement that will block the toilet and causing a pungent smell that will linger for an extended period of time.
A perfectly executed Anal Poxon will result in the waterline inside the bowl to be non-existent, making it harder for the waste to be flushed.
"Last night my toilet was anal poxoned so hard, it took me an hour to unblock it!"
"That smells disgusting, almost as bad as an anal poxon!"
by bottletops March 1, 2014
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Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)
"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill
Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up
by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017
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