White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

by Shley May 29, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019

White Girl

A total badass who hangs out at the mall. Has a few friends. Hangs out with boys. Tries to push as many buttons as possible. Listens to most music. Hates jaz. Calls every one niger! Well love one guy for a while... then move on. Bitch please is often said. Weird aff. Lovers horror movies. Likes dirt bikes. And can't stand it when ppl complement her, we white girls are total bitches... In a good way!!:)👻☠🔥💗💎

Boy 1 - Damn your friends with a white girl?
Boy 2 - yea she's a total badass!!!!!

Boy 1 - your total weird

by U_dont_know_my_name May 31, 2019

white Indian tryhard

White Indian tryhard is a ultra rare human who defines the tryhard

white Indian tryhards require dabs

by dabonme June 7, 2019

Tyler White

A gay kid who has crushes on girls he doesn’t have a chance with.

See that 4’1 kid trying to get with that 5’3 hottie

Ya

He must be named Tyler White

by Papi Zach June 9, 2019

white wallop

white wallop is a gang initiation where the man has to cover his face with the cum of the dogs from german hotplate and then get blood in from his gang

little bunny is about towhite wallop to greatness

by sanxity June 11, 2019

White Boy Vibe

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.

"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"

by AilsaEek June 11, 2019