One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020