Baby

1. An unspoken of thing that is secretly not lovable and is not capable of loving anything or anyone. It is an object that is most likely an accident or created because of some idiot that thought they wanted it.

1. Is that a Baby!? What the heck is that monstrous specimen doing on my planet?

2. Oh, Ricard, please let me have an abortion. I don't want a thing such as a baby even a mile away from me, thereby I don't need one growing in me.

by stroopwafal May 13, 2019

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

PEACH BABIES

Peach Babies are these crackheads, named Sharlene, Serenity, Trinity, Jay, Alec, Ella, Anh, Chloe, Rhian && etc, they all stan Jayan and Sharlene && Jay inserts UWU into the chat. Serenity always talks abt how huge Sharlene’s boobs is. Jay is kale, Chloe is potato. Serenity wrote this

Peach babies have a weird sense of humor

by serenityxo April 2, 2019

Baby Saw Saw

Adj. Typically used with people named Sawyer or Bryce, it is an endearing word used to call someone adorable or innocent.

Awwww! He is such a Baby Saw Saw!!

by Starflight109 April 2, 2019

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

pleather baby

A queer subculture: resissued candy kid aesthetic. 'people who never bathe but always talk about eating ass.' 90s hot topic. Dirty pacifiers and decapitated baby dolls.

'Hey look at that pleather baby with the chain. I bet they've got all the poppers.

by Chamomilf April 6, 2019