A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
by JackOffMan November 20, 2009
Get the Russian Potato Lovemug. a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.
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Get the for the love of hopscotching jesusmug. love is not something you can define, it's much bigger than just an emotion or feeling, it's something that comes unexpectingly but how can u define something so uncontrollable. you can feel love in various emotions like when ur sad, happy angry whatever love can also be an action to keep the relationships between people alive.
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