Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 08, 2024

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

fuckup cunt

Fuckoff pussy

You get told to fuckoff and your response is fuckup cunt

by S.C.B. August 05, 2024

Cunt slut

A female who is a cunt and also a slut.

This girl was a total bitch but I still got it in. She was a total cunt slut.

by Dr. Dankyyy May 03, 2020

cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024

bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth

tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !

by brian harber January 12, 2012

Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.

OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

by McNister Snicket April 08, 2019