Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Family Guy Echo Syndrome

Is the terminal disease of the brain in which the sufferer cannot spend a whole day without repeating word for word jokes from the previous nights Family Guy episode. This disease results in the deterioration of the brain, where the victim becomes a zombie to plagerized jokes.

Mark: "So then Stewie was all like 'What the duece!', haha."
Adam: "Mate, you might want to get your Family Guy Echo Syndrome checked out?"

by Scimitar November 12, 2007

Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS)

When a sports professional is affected by the presence or celebrity of a female companion to the point that it affects his preformance and possible outcome of the game.

Iker Casillas was so distracted by girlfriend Sara Carbonero's reporting from right behind his position in goal before the match that it overwhelmed him to the point of allowing the losing goal which is a typical symptom of Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS).

by r morales June 19, 2010

My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome

This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.

Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"

by einsBAMF69 May 17, 2011

post traumatic school syndrome

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.

"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."

by ~CS October 16, 2008

swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004