Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
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Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.
1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.
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Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
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burnt cunt

stfu u burnt cunt
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Pommy dumb cunt

A term used to describe a Englishman or pommy who has no control over getting some burls or gambling all his money

Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"

Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.
Aussie - you look like a Pommy dumb cunt today?

Pom - had a burl and lost all my money.
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Pommy dumb cunt

A term used to describe a Englishman who has no control over getting some burls or gambling all his money

Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"

Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.
Aussie - you look like a Pommy dumb cunt today?

Pom - had a burl and lost all my money.
by Jabba-the-mutt March 11, 2024
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Beta Cunt

A term for women who are seen as weak or cowardly, a popular example of one being like the evil Queen Nehellenia.
1: I’m the Sailor Moon and you’re the beta cunt that always try’s to get Tuxedo Mask’s attention. He already wants me and you are the one with the least amount of good, using your rotten fuckery.

2: Oh I see.

1. You could of just hit on another Sailor Girl.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 04, 2021
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