Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.

"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"

by Adam_Cantrell November 19, 2005

fucking shit

A sad emotion, a combination of feeling extremely bored with the lack of excitement in one's life whilst at the same time feeling extremely helpless and/or alone.

I feel fucking shit, and you'll know you have too if you've felt it.

by Amoxcillin 750mg December 7, 2006

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010

gaybar shit

The kind of shit you would see at a gaybar

Dude, Matt's giving anal to Jack, that's gaybar shit!

by Fagman 4000 May 23, 2006

Shit Party

n., pl. -ties.

1. A party or social gathering that involves one, or often several, acts of defecation on any visible object in the immediate vicinity.
2. What goes on in Gracie's' kitchen

Person 1 - Dude there's shit on my plate
Person 2 - That's because we had a shit party in the back

by (> ^^(>O.O)> January 13, 2009

shit stain

a word that is used to described dumbasses.

fuckin storm is the dumbest shit stain i khow.

by NoShitStainHere October 30, 2003