jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder November 10, 2015

Off the dollar

Used to describe (typically) cheap coke done off of a dollar bill in a situation in which other means of snorting are inconvenient.

:"Hey, want a bump?"
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."

by OldMemes November 26, 2015

Fresh Off The Fence

A person who has been recently released from prison.

Man, it is too soon for you to fall in love. You are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 December 20, 2015

falling off the dumpster

The point of time in a series where the writers can no longer keep the audience engaged through a good plot and instead resort to ridiculous gimmicks to try and keep interest in the series going. Named after the Season 6 “Thank you” episode from “The Walking Dead” where Steven Yeun’s character fell of a dumpster into a sea of zombies and his fate was not addressed for another four episodes. In the interim, cast and crew were vague about the character’s fate and Steven Yeun’s name was removed from the credits. However, it was eventually revealed that the character miraculously survived unscathed (see “Jumping the Shark”).

"Did you see that episode of 'Red Oaks' I told you about?"

"Yeah, man, that show totally fell off the dumpster"

Falling off the dumpster

by ViewTagCloud March 14, 2016

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 March 23, 2016

Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.

Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"

by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018

Gettin' off

When a single bitches go and get some dick from 3 different niggas in one week she's been "Gettin' off"

Damn janae this you third dick appointment this week im sick you gettin' off like this

by slimmy grams November 19, 2018